We at the Velvet Smog would like to wish our readers (if they actually exist) a happy new year. That is, of course, unless you are between the ages of four and ninety-six, are male or female, or breathe, in which case we advise you to sod off immediately. Finally the new millenium! And without the smallest bit of fanfare! I rather impatiently put up with all the millenium celebrations last year, but am now filled with a small amount of satisfaction now that I know that it is indeed the new millenium. I want to thank the few individuals and companies (Konica, for example) who actaully recognized the actual significance of the year 2001 for doing so. Long live righteous accuracy... |