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After exploring the other parts of our glorious and wonderful site, those of you who don't know us very probably have a bunch of questions about us. On the other hand, to those of you who've known us for a significant amount of time, you probably have a lot more questions. This section hopes to answer these questions. Whether it is effective or not is a different story.

We are also well aware that these sections can be quite boring, and in our best efforts to remedy the situation, have used poetry as a means to convey our information.

Important news in the world of Terrence and Dave!!! In fact, too important to be presented in poetry! As of yesterday, Dave and Terrence are officially more modest than you. That's right, Terrence and Dave have won the award for the Two Most Modest People Ever. We would just like to thank ... well, no one. That's right, nobody. We won this award all by ourselves, and we didn't need any of you.

There once was a person named Dave
When his beard got too long he would shave
If you wanted to meet him
You'd probably greet him
By saying "Hello" and then wave

There once was a person named Terrence
He's the son of both of his parents
It's really a shame
That what rhymes with his name
Is already used except for "Clarence"