It's been a while since we've gotten any mail, even longer since we've gotten any of any worth whatsoever. However, considering that we have absolutely nothing else to use, I suppose we will have to comment on a letter from a Mr Jeremy Van Dress, AKA Joe Stink. His letter appears below exactly as it was received, complete with a complete lack of regard for proper capitalization techniques.
Joe Stink Writes:
what do you do when your blowup doll gets deflated by your penis? do you buy another or just find a woman? i need to know, 'cause my peggy sue just popped. try an apple pie? nevermind, i found my answer. i need a fork though
I shake my head in disappointment every time we recieve a letter like this. If we have to rely on depraved friends like Joe Stink to provide us with mail for the mail bag section of the site, there is something seriously wrong. I think that the actual problem can be summed up in three simple words.
WE NEED MAIL!!! It's as simple as clicking this line of text to summon a blank form on your email server. Well, that's about it for this update of the mail bag section. To avoid seeing such not-entertaining and mundane material here in the future, we beg of thee- write! Write often and with great vigor!
Now where'd I put my valium.... |
